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		<title>Flying Destination: Bar Harbor Maine!</title>
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<p>One of the most enjoyable things we get to do here at GlassPilot.com is actually use these wonderful airplanes we are always talking about and providing for sale. We search out special fly-in destinations and adventures to alert our readers so they can take full advantage of the lifestyle changing potential of their aircraft.  Today we are here to tell you that if you have not flown to Maine then you need to add that to your list of things to do!</p>
<p>Over Labor Day this year I needed to pick up a Diamond DA40 XLS I had bought that was based in New Hampshire. This seemed like a perfect opportunity to combine a little business with pleasure so my wife and I packed up and headed North. The aircraft was ready to go and in outstanding shape (Aircraft for sale: <a href="http://www.flydominion.com/dominion/2011/07/n820am/">see photos &amp; details</a>). We took off from the old Pease Airforce Base <a href="http://www.airnav.com/airport/KPSM">KPSM</a> in Portsmouth NH which used to be a Strategic Air Command base so the runway is only 11,321ft!</p>
<p>Upon departure we stayed at 1000ft all the way up the coast to <a href="http://www.airnav.com/airport/KBHB">KBHB</a> &#8211; Bar Harbor Maine. This is simple a &#8220;must do flight&#8221;. The coast is so scenic and dramatic with its lighthouses, rocky shore, mountains, quaint villages, boats and lots of lobster pots. My wife was simply pointing and saying wow the whole way. You&#8217;ll pass Kennebunkport, Portland, Rockland and numerous villages which all look so quaint and classic Maine from the air with their boat packed harbors and lobster pot buoys dotting every inch of water. The extreme visibility the <a href="http://www.diamondaircraft.com/aircraft/da40_xls/gallery.php">Diamond DA40 XLS </a> offers makes a trip like this a truly magical experience.<span id="more-614"></span></p>
<p>When you arrive at <a href="http://www.airnav.com/airport/KBHB">KBHB</a> it is a must to circle <a href="http://www.nps.gov/acad/planyourvisit/index.htm">Acadia National Park</a> and see the splendor of the pink granite peaks of Cadillac Mountain on Mount Desert Island. If we still used film this would be the preverbal &#8221;Film Gobbler!&#8221; Take time to study the island from the air as you&#8217;ll be exploring it by foot, bike, car or bus during your visit. Passing to the north you&#8217;ll fly in over Frenchman&#8217;s Bay with Bar Harbor on your left and the airport just a bit further to the west. Be on the alert for traffic including biplane sight seeing craft, gliders and of course other private and some commuter aircraft coming in to KBHB.</p>
<p>As fly-in destinations go you&#8217;ll find few better than Bar Harbor. The amazing  scenery is complimented by a great airport and easy access to transportation. There are two car rental agencies in the little terminal and the <a href="http://www.nps.gov/acad/planyourvisit/bus.htm">FREE buses run on a regular schedule</a> to take you on to the island. The free busses are there to encourage you to skip the car and enjoy the island by  bus and bikes. The propane powered buses all have bike racks to make the process work wonderfully. Several shops in Bar Harbor offer &#8220;comfort mountain bikes&#8221; that are truly comfortable with soft seats and suspensions. Not having a car was a blessing for us and made moving around easy. If you are in a hurry grab a cab as the airport bus does up to 45 minutes due to the stops along the way. The cab is less than $40 and is over in about 15 minutes.</p>
<p>There are beautiful carriage trails throughout the park that are fantastic for touring the park. You can take the bus out to a starting point and ride till you&#8217;ve had enough and catch the bus back. They are all graded so none of the hills are extreme and there are lots of easy and flat loops. What could be better?</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll have your choice of Bed &amp; Breakfast Inn&#8217;s and various motel &amp; hotel options to suit many different styles. The village of Bar Harbor has lots of fun shops, great food and plenty of exploring to do by foot or bike. After two days all we could say was, &#8220;we have got to plan to come back!&#8221;. Next time we&#8217;ll take advantage of whale watching tours, kayaking and some more hiking.</p>
<p>If you are looking for an active adventure for the whole family or a romantic get away for you and your partner you could do no better than a flight to Bar Harbor Maine. I&#8217;ve included some photos here and a <a href="https://picasaweb.google.com/FlyPremier/BarHarborMaineFlight?authuser=0&amp;authkey=Gv1sRgCNWlxs38xoD5Kw&amp;feat=directlink">link to our entire suite of photos</a>. Feel free to leave comments or questions.</p>
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		<title>Harrier Pilots for a Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 02:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One benefit of being in the general aviation aircraft sales business is it seems I have the job every one wants. Last fall I had the chance to bring my readers the experience of flying the KC135 tanker because I met the pilot and he wanted to learn more about what I do so he [...]]]></description>
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<p>One benefit of being in the general aviation aircraft sales business is it seems I have the job every one wants. Last fall I had the chance to bring my readers the <a href="http://glasspilot.com/2009/12/glasspilot-kc135-fligh/">experience of flying the KC135 tanker</a> because I met the pilot and he wanted to learn more about what I do so he invited me along! It was an awesome experience that resulted in amazing pictures from the cockpit and refueling station.</p>
<p>Well folks, today we have another thrilling experience for you&#8230;a flight in a Marine Corp Harrier! It all started at Sun n Fun when a young Marine pilot offered a tour&#8230; I pulled out my calendar and booked it right then!<span id="more-464"></span></p>
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<p>On Good Friday I took my two sons, Thomas age 12 and Ben age 16, and we made our way to the Cherry Point main gate at 0930 to meet our favorite new pilot friend.  I am fairly confident that I was the most excited of our little troop.  With our friends clearance we proceeded through the main Harrier flight line where, due to a retirement ceremony, they had halted training for an hour so we got to see dozens of Harriers lined up very businesslike on the ramp.</p>
<p>Inside the maintenance hangar we got to inspect up close the whole plane including the Mechanisms that control the hover, Gatling gun and other weapons systems. For a machine designed in the 1960&#8242;s I have to say I was amazed and impressed with the mechanical control system and how it all works.</p>
<p>The cockpit is made up of two video screens with all comms in the middle and a heads up video display that provides all the needed flight instruments and weapon systems. The HeadsUp display was something I was really looking forward to trying.</p>
<p>After watching flight ops including slow approaches and amazing hovers we headed to the Harrier simulator. This was no desktop training aid. The building was the size of a gymnasium and under tight security. I would have given anything to have been able to carry in my video camera to show you folks how cool this experience was closeup but that was not allowed.</p>
<p>The sim is controlled by an operator that sits behind a twelve foot long console with double decker screen arrays filling the whole space. The &#8220;aircraft&#8221; is around the corner encased in a two story tall metal room that surrounds the cockpit with 360 degree projection. The cockpit is the real thing.</p>
<p>Ben took the controls first and with a short briefing he performed his first performance take off in the Harrier. Considering he had just soloed the J3 Cub earlier in the week I felt certain that would qualify as the fastest &#8220;transition&#8221; on record!</p>
<p>I fully expected that he would be all over the sky and would not be able to hover&#8230;wow, was I surprised. He conducted a perfect flight including several take offs, landings and hover procedures. I was quite impressed. I was even more impressed when my 12 year old did the same albeit not as smooth.</p>
<p>When Dad finally got his turn I was prepared having watched and listened intently. I truly thought the bird would be much more difficult to fly. The transition from hover to flight in take off was a blast and very smooth. The transition from flight to hover on approach was much trickier but something I could have had fun doing for hours. The realization of the 360 degree sim was amazing.</p>
<p>Of course I had to try and show off and earned the honor of the only one to crash the sim. Just remember you can&#8217;t spin real fast in a hover or a wing drops and it gets ugly fast!</p>
<p>I was fully impressed with the base, everyone we met there and they way they kept the facilities. My son who is considering joining up went away even more excited dreaming of being a Harrier pilot.</p>
<p>Many thanks to our new friends at Cherry Point Marine Air Station!</p>
<p>Next&#8230; I&#8217;m gunning to get a visit to an aircraft carrier!</p>
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		<title>Military Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;If the enemy is in range, so are you.&#8217; - Infantry Journal- &#8216;It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.&#8217; - US.Air Force Manual - &#8216;Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.&#8217; - General MacArthur - &#8216;Tracers work both ways.&#8217; - Army Ordnance Manual- &#8216;Five second [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;If the enemy is in range, so are you.&#8217;<br />
- Infantry Journal-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.&#8217;<br />
- US.Air Force Manual -<span id="more-369"></span></p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.&#8217;<br />
- General MacArthur -</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Tracers work both ways.&#8217;<br />
- Army Ordnance Manual-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Five second fuses last about three seconds.&#8217;<br />
- Infantry Journal -</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.&#8217;</p>
<p>- Naval Ops Manual -</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.&#8217;<br />
- Unknown Infantry Recruit-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up to him.&#8217;<br />
- Infantry Journal-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil.  For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.&#8217;<br />
- Sign over SR71 Wing Ops-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;You&#8217;ve never really been lost until you&#8217;ve been lost at Mach 3.&#8217;<br />
- Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;The only time you have too much fuel is when you&#8217;re on fire.&#8217;<br />
-Unknown Author-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter &#8212; and therefore, unsafe.&#8217;<br />
- Fixed Wing Pilot-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.&#8217;<br />
-Multi-Engine Training Manual-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensiveflying club.&#8217;<br />
-Unknown Author-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;If you hear me yell, &#8220;Eject, Eject, Eject!,&#8221; the last two will be echos.&#8217;<br />
If you stop to ask &#8220;Why?,&#8221; you&#8217;ll be talking to yourself, because by then you&#8217;ll be the pilot.&#8217;<br />
-Pre-flight Briefing from a Canadian F104 Pilot-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?<br />
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but if ATC screws up, the pilot dies.&#8217;<br />
-Sign over Control Tower Door-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Never trade luck for skill.&#8217;<br />
-Author Unknown-</p>
<hr size="2" />The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are: &#8216;Did you feel that?&#8217; &#8216;What&#8217;s that noise?&#8217; and &#8216;Oh Shit!&#8217;<br />
-Authors Unknown-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Airspeed, altitude, and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.&#8217;<br />
-Basic Flight Training Manual-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.&#8217;<br />
- Emergency Checklist-</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world;  it can just barely kill you.&#8217;<br />
- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) -</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.&#8217;<br />
- Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ -</p>
<hr size="2" />&#8216;You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.&#8217;<br />
Lead-in Fighter Training Manual-</p>
<hr size="2" />As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives.<br />
The rescuer sees the bloodied pilot and asks, ’What happened?&#8217;<br />
The pilot&#8217;s reply, &#8216;I don&#8217;t know, I just got here myself!&#8217;</p>
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		<title>Pilot Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actual exchanges between pilots and air traffic controllers . Tower: &#8220;Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o&#8217;clock, 6 miles!&#8221; Delta 351: &#8220;Give us another hint! We have digital watches!&#8221; nine more follow&#8230;. Tower: &#8220;TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.&#8221; TWA 2341: &#8220;Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em>Actual exchanges between pilots and air traffic controllers .</em></strong></p>
<p>Tower: &#8220;Delta 351, you have traffic at 10  o&#8217;clock, 6 miles!&#8221;</p>
<p>Delta 351: &#8220;Give us another hint! We have digital watches!&#8221;</p>
<p>nine more follow&#8230;.</p>
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<hr />Tower: &#8220;TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.&#8221;</p>
<p>TWA  2341: &#8220;Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?&#8221;</p>
<p>Tower: &#8220;Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?&#8221;</p>
<hr />O&#8217;Hare Approach Control to a 747: &#8220;United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o&#8217;clock, three miles, Eastbound.&#8221;</p>
<p>United 329: &#8220;Approach, I&#8217;ve always wanted to say  this&#8230;I&#8217;ve got the little Fokker in sight.&#8221;</p>
<hr />A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, &#8220;What was  your last known position?&#8221;</p>
<p>Student: &#8220;When I was number one for  takeoff.&#8221;</p>
<hr />My personal favorite</p>
<p>A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower Noted:</p>
<p>&#8220;American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.&#8221;</p>
<hr />A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard the following:</p>
<p>Lufthansa (in  German): &#8220;Ground, what is our start clearance time?&#8221;</p>
<p>Ground (in  English): &#8220;If you want an answer you must speak in English.&#8221;</p>
<p>Lufthansa (in  English): &#8220;I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany . Why must I speak English?&#8221;</p>
<p>Unknown voice from another plane  (in a beautiful British accent): &#8220;Because you lost the bloody war!&#8221;</p>
<hr />Tower: &#8220;Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7&#8243;</p>
<p>Eastern  702: &#8220;Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway.&#8221;</p>
<p>Tower: &#8220;Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7.. Did you copy that report  from Eastern 702?&#8221;</p>
<p>Continental 635: &#8220;Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern&#8230; we&#8217;ve already notified our  caterers.&#8221;</p>
<hr />One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while  a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back  past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the  radio and said, &#8220;What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?&#8221;</p>
<p>The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: &#8220;I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I&#8217;ll have enough parts for another one.&#8221;</p>
<hr />The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one&#8217;s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.  So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.</p>
<p>Speedbird 206: &#8221; Frankfurt , Speedbird 206! clear of active runway.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ground: &#8220;Speedbird 206.. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.&#8221;</p>
<p>The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.</p>
<p>Ground: &#8220;Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?&#8221;</p>
<p>Speedbird  206: &#8220;Stand by, Ground, I&#8217;m looking up our gate location now.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ground (with quite arrogant  impatience) : &#8220;Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt   before?&#8221;</p>
<p>Speedbird 206  (coolly): &#8220;Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, &#8212; And I didn&#8217;t land.&#8221;</p>
<hr />While taxiing at London &#8216;s Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.</p>
<p>An irate female ground  controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: &#8220;US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on  Delta! Stop right there. I know it&#8217;s difficult for you to tell the difference  between C and D, but get it right!&#8221;</p>
<p>Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: &#8220;God! Now you&#8217;ve screwed everything up! It&#8217;ll take forever to sort this out! You  stay right there and don&#8217;t move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, ma&#8217;am,&#8221; the humbled crew responded.</p>
<p>Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: &#8220;Wasn&#8217;t I married to you once?&#8221;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here at GlassPilot.com we are blessed to call so many great folks our friends, customers and supporters. Our friends Joey Richie and Matt Webb of Newport News VA just return from a great coast-to-coast flying adventure in their Diamond DA40 XLS with its G1000 panel and fuel sipping performance. This story is a fabulous example [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-286" style="margin: 5px 10px;" title="coast to coast in a Diamond DA40 XLS" src="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2.jpg" alt="" width="100" height="53" /></a>Here at GlassPilot.com we are blessed to call so many great folks our friends, customers and supporters. Our friends Joey Richie and Matt Webb of Newport News VA just return from a great coast-to-coast flying adventure in their Diamond DA40 XLS with its G1000 panel and fuel sipping performance. This story is a fabulous example of the capabilities of our new modern aircraft. I think you&#8217;ll see clearly from their descriptions and photos the value the technology brings to making a trip like this possible. Thanks for the inspiration guys&#8230; I&#8217;m ready to launch for Catalina!</p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><strong><strong>The Great Western Adventure</strong></strong></p>
<hr size="1" noshade="noshade" /><strong><strong><a href="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/flying-da40.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-299" style="margin: 5px 10px;" title="flying da40" src="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/flying-da40-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="243" height="183" /></a></strong></strong>My partner in our DA40, Matt Webb and I just returned from a fantastic spur of the moment adventure from the East Coast (Newport News/Williamsburg) out to the West Coast in a four day trip. Matt had business in Texas and Phoenix and was looking for a good excuse to fly the Diamond out west. He asked me knowing that I can’t refuse any semi-reasonable excuse to go flying and that I could back him up with IMC situations that might arise. We synched our schedules, checked the weather for the thousandth time, then set off on Wednesday 5/26/10 knowing that we could still have two days of the Memorial Day weekend with the families if we could make it back <span id="more-285"></span>Saturday, or at worst case we could burn Sunday and Monday waiting for weather to clear. <a href="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/3.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-288" style="margin: 5px 10px;" title="-3" src="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/3-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>We knew that we would be stretching the range of our usual hamburger runs and we had just ordered some seat cushions from Oregon Aero (thanks to recommendations on the DAA forum) that really came in handy.</p>
<p>Our first leg was 503 nm from Newport News VA (PHF) to Smyrna TN (MQY) then to Addison TX (ADS) for another 542 nm. The weather was getting unstable towards the last leg but with XM WX and ARTCC <a href="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/5.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-290 alignright" style="margin: 5px 10px;" title="-5" src="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/5-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>looking at the storm cells we rerouted around them and kept a healthy distance from the building cells.</p>
<p>The next day we set out to Roswell NM (ROW) for gas and lunch. There were no aliens to be found but the scenery over the desert was spectacular. At ROW we replanned our route because of nasty storms near Albequerque and went south towards El Paso to get around the restricted area enroute to Chandler AZ (CHD) outside of Phoenix. We had a great dinner at the “Top of the Rock” that overlooks the Phoenix skyline.</p>
<p>At that point, we were thinking about heading back to home base and maybe trying to catch a glimpse of the <a href="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/catalina-.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-293" style="margin: 5px 10px;" title="catalina" src="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/catalina--300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>Grand Canyon when we happened to meet a fellow aviator at our hotel who was watching us scheme and plan. His advice was, “You can’t be Lewis and Clark if you almost get near the Pacific and then go home”. Well, that was enough of a friendly poke to rethink the next flight and Catalina Island (AVX) was only 2+30 away so westward ho we went to collect trinkets and souvenirs to keep the homefront pacified. The weather around southern California was beautiful and the airport at Catalina was interesting with the 1500’ drop off at either end. It felt like looking at a carrier deck again, but with no arresting wires! Socal approach was helpful in vectoring us clear of the LAX traffic too.<a href="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/grandcanyonoverview1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-301" style="margin: 5px 10px;" title="grandcanyonoverview" src="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/grandcanyonoverview1-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/matt-and-joey-catalina.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-296" style="margin: 5px 10px;" title="matt and joey catalina" src="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/matt-and-joey-catalina-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>Out of Catalina, we headed towards Vegas and landed in Barstow-Dagget CA (DAG) in the high desert for gas. We had been reading about flying in the Grand Canyon, and that was our next destination. The G1000 was a big help in allowing us to input lat/long user waypoints to mark the beginning and end of two of the VFR corridors. We got the chart, read up on the <a href="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/7.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-292 alignright" style="margin: 5px 10px;" title="-7" src="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/7-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>procedures and set off for a photo recce of the canyon. We also figured out why we were the only crazy aviators to be flying in the afternoon….the winds were high, it was hot outside and the turbulence was rough. We stayed at the corridor altitudes (11,500 and 10,500) just to have more options if we had to make an emergency landing, but the pictures came out great anyway. We bumped our way over the canyon then decided to forget the second corridor and keep heading to Albuquerque NM.</p>
<p>The last day was the longest flying day. We took off <a href="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/6.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-291" style="margin: 5px 10px;" title="-6" src="http://glasspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/6-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>early in the morning as the balloons were rising north of Albuquerque, climbed east between the mountains and over the interstate, then settled in as the terrain below turned from desert to the plains of West Texas to trees again in Oklahoma and Missouri. This leg was 724 nm and took 5+45 to get to West Plains MO (UNO) with perfect VFR conditions. We needed to stand for a while and hoped to borrow the courtesy car but alas it had just had a flat tire. But we talked to a guy in the FBO (Jack Bowman) who happened to be the airport manager for the county (Pomona MO) and he offered to take us to a nearby restaurant that had great hamburgers and local fare. Jack turned out to also be the local auctioneer, guitar player in a country band and motorcycle rider with the local club.</p>
<p>Out of UNO, we filed direct to Bristol  TN and actually got it. That seems to never happen in our local neck of the woods. Storms in the southeast were building rapidly and ARTCC and the XM WX helped keep us to the north of the storm systems. We had a few pop up cells but we could visually stay clear and center was getting flight plan deviation requests from everybody including us. The flight from Bristol (TRI) to Newport   News was at night and we got to see a picturesque red moonrise. It was a long day with 1500 nm of flying but was worth it to see the landscapes of the states we had travelled across.</p>
<p><strong>A few observations we made:</strong><br />
1. The G1000/GFC 700 autopilot was a great help. We alternated flying each leg and exercised the knobs and buttons to the fullest on the G1000. In 36 hours of flying you have a lot of time to fiddle with every function and button on the system. SVT is a great invention.<br />
2. We planned for an emergency landing in the desert by packing tents, sleeping bags, survival tools and water.<br />
3. We had a backup portable gps and portable radio with lots of batteries.<br />
4. The controllers will generally work with you if you are prepared and considerate of them. Diverting left and right of course to get around cells was never a problem and several controllers offered different routing to bypass storm cells. The XM WX was generally agreeing to what the controllers were painting on their radar. We realized the satellite picture was dated but it did provide a strategic picture.<br />
5. There are some real characters at the airports and places we visited. Talking with those folks really made the trip.<br />
6. After flying a long leg (anything approaching 4+00) we made a pact to go get something to eat and be away from the plane for at least an hour.<br />
7. The next time, we want to stay for a while in some of the places we landed and see more of the towns, attractions and friends. This was a good trail blazer. Now we have no excuses for that DAA fly-in in Utah!<br />
8. The calculated fuel burn was a couple of gallons higher than the actual fuel burn. The fuel gages were dead on accurate.<br />
9. I’d do it again! (But I need a few days to recover).</p>
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		<title>GlassPilot brings you a KC135 Refueling Flight</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Air Refueling in the KC135 from John Armstrong on Vimeo. Here at GlassPilot we enjoy sharing information about modern aircraft and the impact the technology is having on the way we fly. Sometimes we like to share unique experiences and flying destinations for our readers to enjoy.  In this video we have the opportunity to [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/8021429">Air Refueling in the KC135</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user2755396">John Armstrong</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
<p>Here at GlassPilot we enjoy sharing information about modern aircraft and the impact the technology is having on the way we fly. Sometimes we like to share unique experiences and flying destinations for our readers to enjoy.  In this video we have the opportunity to share the experience of a recent flight on an Air Force Air Refueling Tanker. I was invited on a Civic Leader orientation flight.  The entire process was truly amazing.</p>
<p>In a typical refueling the KC135 might give an F15 3000 lbs or 500 gallons of fuel in only minutes.  The F15&#8242;s follow the tanker and the boom operator guides the fuel nozzle into a special fitting on the top of the aircraft. The song on the video seemed to fit as it says, &#8220;follow-me home and give me 5&#8243;. In one refueling mission the KC135 can deliver more fuel than the average driver would use in over 40 years of driving!</p>
<p>Though there are lots of engine gauges you&#8217;ll see that they don&#8217;t have anything on our modern GA panels! In fact, the aircraft was built the same year I was born and has been updated with glass avionics systems. In this updated form it is still the workhorse of the Air Force for refueling today. I think you&#8217;ll enjoy the video, check it out.  JA for GlassPilot.com</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of GlassPilot.com shared this excellent video with us. Remember, most of the technology used on these aircraft was introduced 10 &#8211; 20 years ago. If you are a pilot you&#8217;ll enjoy this video!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of GlassPilot.com shared this excellent video with us. Remember, most of the technology used on these aircraft was introduced 10 &#8211; 20 years ago. If you are a pilot you&#8217;ll enjoy this video!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always been fascinated by why people want to fly. Its a fun question to ask the pilots that I meet&#8230;&#8221;Why do you like to fly?&#8221; I ask. I usually get an answer that starts off with, &#8220;I&#8217;ve always wanted&#8230;&#8221; or &#8220;I just like being up in the air&#8230;&#8221; or other such answers. A friend [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always been fascinated by why people want to fly. Its a fun question to ask the pilots that I meet&#8230;&#8221;Why do you like to fly?&#8221; I ask. I usually get an answer that starts off with, &#8220;I&#8217;ve always wanted&#8230;&#8221; or &#8220;I just like being up in the air&#8230;&#8221; or other such answers.</p>
<p>A friend sent me this link to a video I thought was kind of neat and that captures the mystique and allure of flying for me. Since I originally learned in a classic J3 Cub and have owned and amphibian and enjoy playing the guitar, some of the images pulled at my  heartstrings.</p>
<p>I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-wUPixCw2c" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-wUPixCw2c</a></p>
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